My Monocle For Beyonce's Butt

Beyonce has a pretty big butt. But sometimes you look at her pictures and it's like half the size. Kind of like one of the great mysteries of the world: where'd Beyonce's ass go?! Luckily a perfect storm of wind, her dancing, and some dude taking pictures has solved this conundrum. Click here to solve the mystery that is

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Beyonce Goes Down

Watch that first step... Beyonce goes head over heels:

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Huge: Beyonce's Butt

Beyonce brought her butt to some award show yesterday. Bring your wide lens! Click HERE to see that sucka a little more exposed.

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Go Beyonce... It's Your Booty

Beyonce has a tough life -- drinking fruity drinks in her yaught hot tub. Well, if you can shake your booty like her I guess she's earned it. Sppppeaking of the booty, why whatta know: here it is:

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Analyzing Britney, Jessica, Paris, Nicky, Pammy, Beyonce And Mischa's Cellulite

In case you care, Star Magazine has put together a little list of how a bunch of Hollywood ladys get rid of cellulite. Or you can just take our advice and go straight for the surgery. Or anorexia, it's much cheaper. Anyways, here:

Britney Spears
Britney has been dancing her tail off as she works on her career comeback – but Dr. Berger thinks her trips to a Las Vegas LipoDissolve has more to do with her dimples tush. A source tells star that Brit had treatments on her but and planned 12 treatments on her behind and other body parts over a 24-week period – at $1,500 a pop!

Jessica Simpson
Just days after she and Nick Lachey divorced, Jess had transformed herself from a whiney homebody to a wicked hot body! “She looks like she had several Dermasonic sessions,” says expert Lynn Banfi. These days Jess is back to her Nick physique. Paging Dermasonic!

Beyonce Knowles
Banfi notes that while Beyonce was just 21, “she was going through the early stages of cellulite. You’ll see it sitting cross-legged.” It sounds like the workout she gets while performing saved her! I start thinking about doing a video” Beyonce says. And I think Ok, I have to get tight! It gives me the drive.”

Nicky Hilton
“She may have benefited from carboxytherapy, which works best on cellulite with a rippled appearance,” notes Dr. Berger. “Carbon dioxide gas is infiltrated directly into the fat tissue. The gas improves microcirculation, which promotes smoothing of the skin.” This is what we call going green.

Paris Hilton
“Life is too short to be worrying about diets,” says the incarcerated reality star. “Eat carbs at night if you want.” Yet the 26-year-old toned thighs tell a different story. She could have used a Wellbox,” says Dr. Berger. A wellbox is a personal massage gadget that smoothes the skin by rolling and lifting. Are you permitted to take those into jail??

Mariah Carey
Much like Britney Spears, the 37-year old singer has a become a member of the LipoDissolve squad says a source; who adds that “Mariah insisted on entering through back doors and wearing big sunglasses.”

Pam Anderson
“Pam looks incredible!” says expert Lynn Banfi. “Especially since she’s a mother, because cellulite is typically most noticeable during or after times of hormonal change.”

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