Submitted by eddie on Tue, 05/06/2008 - 14:13.
Popbytes: Victoria Beckham could have a baby in her. If so, it's really little.
Yeeeah: Amy Winehouse is being blackmailed.
Celebitchy: Megan Fox can't come back to Wal-Mart.
POTP: Paris Hilton and her boyfriend partying.
Seriouslyomg: Katie Price and the fam visit the happiest place on earth.
Dailystab: Justin Timberlake has feelings for Miley Cyrus.
Celebwarship: Madonna gets some hot lesbian action on stage.
Bitten: Tom Cruise is on the internet baby.
IDWYL: Miranda Kerr for being hot and smelling good.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 02:19.
Alessandra Ambrosio is around six months pregnant if I'm doing my math right. Finger counting isn't that hard so there's a good chance I am.
Where's the baby?? She's frigging skinny! Maybe she's having a midget. Are midget fetus's smaller? Probably not. But have you thought about that before? Who says this place is only for mindless blabber.
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Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/21/2008 - 04:32. Everybody hates Denise Richards for some reason. I don't hate her. How can you hate THAT! Her lovely smiling face, her little cross, pushing the little baby on the swing and sliding down the slide. It's so damn cute! I just want to pet her and give her a treat!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 03:42.
Ashlee speaks! Kind of. Not directly but someone on the set of TRL heard Ashlee Simpson chimin' in on her unborn baby:
"She said that the rumors have been going around for about a year now and if she was pregnant she shoulda had the baby by now."
Just chug from the bottle in public and end the blabbing! It's totally easy. Hey look at me, I'm as lit as a firecracker! It seems this whole thing began with crap like the mags saying Ashlee was spotted with a "fierce bout of what appeared to be morning sickness."
Yeah I have a fierce bout of morning sickness every weekend. Sometimes even sooner. And it ain't from a baby! Unless the bartender was hot!
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Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 15:11.
Ashlee Simpson was spotted flying out of LAX late Monday afternoon. She wore a tank top.
It's a sign!! She's not very pregnant. OMG!!
Wait, that tank top has pockets. Is she hiding something??
Ashlee Simpson wore a tank top to the airport because _______.
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Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 06:07.
Pete Wentz now says Ashlee Simpson is NOT pregnant. And both US Weekly and OK! are making stuff up. US said they had a quote from the couple's spokesmouth saying they are 'thrilled to congratulate this happy couple.'
Now Pete is pissed! In an email to MTV News he said this: "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
Fetus hunters!
So what do you really think happened?
Fake email?? Spokeswhore spoke too soon? Abortion? Never really knocked up?
I think they want to sell the news and dick leaked it!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 03:14.
Guess that fruity drink was virgin. Ashlee Simpson is knocked up!!
Their spokesperson is peeping it simple: "We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple. Beyond that there is nothing to say."
It was bound to happen. Those babies pay! I'd watch an pregnant Ashlee Simpson reality show. Ashlee on tour, pregnant. Ashlee getting tattoos, pregnant. Ashlee judging Viva la Karaoke, pregnant. Plus now mall tours won't be so bad. It's a pregnant ladies paradise! Hot Dog on a Stick and cinnabon so close together!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/07/2008 - 04:09.
Dlisted: Posh Spice is just a baby.
Seriouslyomg: Sharon Stone wants you to go beaver hunting!
WIMB: The Olsens have killer masks.
IDWYL: Rachel Bilson looking booby.
Celebwarship: Amy Winehouse wears leopard panties.
POTP: Mary Carey is a drunk.
Gabby: Holly Madison has perfect teeth.
Wendy: Lily Allen goes platinum.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 21:22.
Jamie Lynn Spears is wearing a ring on her wedding finger and it looks like a lovely ring. She's also wearing a shirt that says phat lady which is of course way more interesting. Yeah so she's pregnant, 16, and getting married. But she's fat! Ha! Oops I mean phat sorry. She's also carrying some dirty friggin' pink thing that probably holds babies. Does that mean she's having a girl?
Jamie Lynn actually turns 17 this Friday. You know what sucks about being pregnant on your birthday?
Well, yeah you probably know.
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Submitted by eddie on Tue, 03/25/2008 - 11:48.
It's just mean to criticize Pregnant people because getting fat and ugly is just part of the deal. Only lotto winners like Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera end up with giant perfect tatas. But even Halle's bammers were wrapped in a bra! Tori Spelling's tits are like pointed if different directions. My god! Have some dignity for the baby! For the baby! I'm sure people at that party were like screaming. Ahh! That pregnant bitch's crazy tits just cracked my champagne glass!
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