Dlisted: Tiffany Thiessen is pregnant.
Yeeeeah: Kim Kardashian has a calendar.
The Friskey: Guess how girls picked up guys in the '80s.
Collegecandy: Another way for guys to not wear condoms.
Seriouslyomg: Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff reunited!
Askmen: 10 Signs a girl is going to sleep with you.
POTP: Aubrey O'Day will sleep with anyone.
 Holymoly: Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood, and Bob Geldof's daughters do a photoshoot.
Yeeeah: Yikes! Someone is trying to kill Kirsten Dunst.
Collegehumor: Death match! Parrot vs. Cat.
Collegecandy: Tips on being a gold digger.
Popbytes: Free MP3 - The Killers 'Human' remixed.
The Insider: The Victoria Secret Angels talk working out.
I don't really know much about dressing babies, but I don't think I'm going to be sticking my baby in heels. Especially if it's a boy, 'cause he'd be pissed. But the makers of these pointy little wonders think it's absolutely hilarious. Actually, they named the company Heelarious. Get it? Ha!
I don't really care that much, and I don't think the babies do either since they spend most of their life sitting. But i think I'd rather put my kid in something Amy Winehouse doesn't write songs about.
Damn. Does Angelina Jolie breast feed all her kids? A lot of them might be a little old for it, I'm not really sure. All I know is that must be a tiresome. And what about Brad? Fam's so big just feeding the kids is like workin' the street.
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This shirt is from Digital Gravel and I thought it was appropriate after Paris Hilton, with vodka in hand, explained to People Magazine how she wants to have 3 or 4 babies.
Babies are cool!!
Here's Paris:
"I definitely want three or four. Soon. Maybe a year or two."
And who will be the daddy you ask? Quite possibly Benji:
"We just had our 7 month anniversary. We are just so happy."
Hopefully babies don't go out if style in a year or two. Those lil babies will be fucked!
(shirt via DaBeers)
Yeeeah: The first pictures of Halle Berry's babies are out. So is it ugly or cute. Click and find out!
Laragmag: Sadly, I know how Paris Hilton feels.
Seriouslyomg: Johnny Depp takes the stage.
DRW: Keeley Hazell doing what Keeley Hazell does: being naked!
Epicself: I want this booze!
POTP: No ugly people at Abercrombie!
Dlisted: Christina Aguilera without make up, because it matters!
Not the kids. The boobies! But yeah, the kids these days. Whatever happened to simple things like shoulder-tapping booze or riding a bicycle! Now they're just getting pregnant and married. I guess it doesn't really matter since Ashlee Simpson is like 23 and she doesn't really need to shoulder-tap anymore. But still! It's the point!
Anyways yeah so Ashlee looks way pregnant and Pete's taking notice. He says he was a wreck for a while but now everything's starting to be cool:
"Nervous ... the first time I ever went to the doctor's office. But after hearing the baby's heartbeat, I felt totally content and at peace with everything. It feels good."
Yeah that's what all guys say. He's still a wreck.
Jessica Alba had her baby daughter, Honor Marie Warren, yesterday. Congratulations. But I can't believe they are really going to name the baby Honor Warren. If the baby knew english it'd be screaming. Screaming! There's no way that baby doesn't want to be called Honor Alba. I mean she can explain she's Jessica's daughter. But even if the baby's butt ugly in high school, and named Alba, she'll get so much tail. For the mom! Alba will only be 43 when her daughter is 16. But she's probably not even going to be butt ugly. So it's like double awesome! Honor's hot, and you can go home and stare at her mom!
Alessandra Ambrosio had her baby shower yesterday. It's not exactly a party, but it seems like a baby shower could be a pretty good time. If you're a guy at a baby shower do you know how sensitive you look? Way! You don't even have to really do anything. Just make cocktails with umbrellas or something. And all the girls have making babies on their minds. Not that making babies is a rocking party, but you know. Working at it is. I've never actually been to a baby shower but it's a goal. Anyways here's Alessandra.
Does she even need a pool float!? I swear Alba can float without it. All you'd probably see is a belly and a head, but she'd float! Jessica Alba was caught in her bikini by some pap or something. She's going to be pissed. Bad pap. Oh cheer up Alba.
At least she doesn't have like ice cream all over her belly and cheeseburger wrappers all over the place. Or slapping Cash around and pointing at her tits and crying 'if you want any of these you better be more supportive of my needs!' Like getting out of this pool!' 'Cause that would be bad.
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