Rad Reports on Avril Lavigne

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So Avril Lavigne canceled her concert in San Diego this week, following a long night in Vegas. The Vegas Eye says her official afterparty was at Moon Nightclub. The label on the picture says she's at Prive Nightclub. Whatever, the point is she has a drink in her hand. And it looks good! Plus a reader of that guy Perez says Avril "had a bowling alley in her suite and that they "went shot for shot all night long." Then today she writes this on her blog:

Hey Guys,

I am at home right now taking it easy. I have been sick this whole tour, and now I have lost my voice. I have never canceled a show in my whole career and just had to for the first time ever. This sux!

I am so sorry! I have been on the road for 60 days straight. I have had the flu 3 times and I never get sick, it just keeps going around. I think I am just run down. I just played 4 shows in a row in Texas (which is a lot for the vocals) and woke up in Vegas Tuesday with no voice. I thought I was gonna have to cancel that show, but I made it through.....barely! I still went on stage in Vegas and gave it my all, but unfortunately its interfering with my throat now. I had to eliminate songs.

I woke up yesterday and knew I wouldn't be able to sing last night. My voice is so shot. We drove home yesterday and I went to my throat doctor. He stuck a camera down my throat....ewwww, I gagged!!! It was kinda funny though.....he said I have "Acute Laryngitis".

Pictures don't lie! You did it to yourself. Just fess up - I've been quivering all day from staying out all night. Why lie??


Avril Lavigne Pregnant.... And Loaded

Avril Lavigne Pregnant.... And Loaded

Avril Lavigne might be knocked up right before she goes on a huge world tour. TMZ is reporting Avril and her pop-punker husband Derilique were shopping for baby AC/DC t-shirts and cheetah print diaper bags yesterday. And they say she's fatter.

Oh yeah, hopefully Avril had no alcohol in her drinks, on Jan 29th and 30th, in Miami. 'Cause nobody wants a retarded AC/DC shirted baby! For Bon's sake!

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New Day New Bikini

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Avril Lavigne starts a world tour in March. Yep they like her all around the world. This is pretty much exactly what I would be doing right before a tour also.

Nice boobies.



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Avril Lavigne And Her Punk Rock Bikini

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How much hotter would this be if Avril was making out with Hilary Duff?

Here's Avril Lavigne on vacation in Miami with some chick and her husband is around there somewhere. She doesn't want to show off her butt for some reason and even goes in the pool with that cool little wave skirt. Strip, rawker!



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Led Zeppelin Like Totally Rocks

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Like check out my shirt. It's from that 1 band! U no! With that guy who plays guitar. I mean have u ever heard Stairway, I like, almost cried 1 time.



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Is That The Finger You Use?

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Avril is a meanie.


Avril LaVigne Is A Big Fat Meanie

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Avril LaVigne and Perez Hilton are going at it! Avril made some stupid website called perezlavigne.com to attack Perez. Perez is just doing what he's always doing: calling Avril a slut whore hooker whore and drawing cum all over her face. Haha... that's kinda funny.

But this is sooooo dumb! Why's Avril getting all serious? Just start drawing poop all over Perez's face. I'd draw a big fat dildo stabbing him to death in his ear. And some seagulls eating his stabbed to death by a penis body.


This Place Sux

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Avril Lavigne is selling her 5 bedroom, 6 bath Beverly Hills mansion for $6,200,000. According to the Real Estalker she bought the house from Paul Stanley's (KISS) ex-wife. So think about it: this Italian villa with a tennis court, pool, spa, endless gardens and a killer BBQ pit, is home to Sum 41, Avril, and KISS. Ahhhhhhhhh!


Please No More Halloween Costumes!

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Hollywood Rag: Avril Lavigne's Friday night Halloween costume.

Seriously OMG: Who's in the see-thru dress?

Dlisted: "Weed isn't a drug, It's a leaf."

GlamScene: Tori Spelling says the best gift she's ever received is her husband's sperm. In the mouth. Kidding!

POTP: Steven Tyler, his Halloween costume, and jail bait.

Wendy's Shia LaBeouf crush has moved on.

MollyGood: The Kardashians are the whoreiest family ever! Even the little kids work the pole.


Avril Lavigne Vs. Hilary Duff

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They're both three feet tall. They're both kind of annoying. And they're both doable. And didn't Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff hate each other at one time? Well here they are at the MTV Latino Awards or something. Avril is a sloppy mess and Hilary is a perfect little girl. If you had to take one home, or to the car, or to the handicap bathroom, who would it be?