Submitted by eddie on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 01:54.
Audrina's pissed! Lauren Conrad's pussy keeps letting pee out all over her carpet and bed. Now Audrina has to lock her bedroom door everytime she leaves because she doesn't trust LC to keep the pee out of her room. Keep the juice in the pussy! And off the floor! Page Six explains:
We hear that Patridge, who is roomies with Conrad, locks the door to her bedroom when she leaves their LA apartment because "she doesn't trust Lauren," according to one source. Not to mention that Patridge "gets really annoyed at Lauren's cats because they pee on her rug and on her bed." A rep for Patridge said, "This is ridiculous. Audrina loves living with Lauren."
Come on Lauren!! It's not that hard to keep your pussy in line! Here's Audrina out of her room and in Fred Segal.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 11:16.
Audrina Patridge's boobs are everywhere! On the internet, and on the internet! They're also under that black dress in a white bra. I think it's a plain white bra: I've studied like it's high school but I suck at studying and can't figure it out. Anyways so Audrina kind of lied herself down the wrong road this week. Which is cool I do it everyday. As long as you keep lying it will all work out! Just lie about lying!
When Audrina's first naked pics came out she said: "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself."
Well then Audrina's second set of naked pics came out OK! Magazine discovered this: The necklace Audrina wears in the pictures is from Lia Sophia's Petra collection, which was not even created until 2007, and which was gifted to the 22-year-old at the Video Music Awards in September.
So she's a frequent nude poser! It's cool just accept it. There's nothing wrong with just posing naked. It's not like when you wake up next to some horribly ugly person and you're like ah! That's when you lie! Even to yourself!
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 21:54.
Audrina Patridge isn't happy about her naked pictures: “They were intended for my personal use and portfolio only. I never imagined they would come out. I know who it was because she’s the only one who ever had the photos. I was betrayed. I never thought she would do that.”
But we think that's a bunch of crap. People shoot professional naked pictures because, why? It's cool though. Why hate! So why is Audrina really acting not stoked?
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 14:33.
I'm sleeping at the ticket window! Lauren Conrad says they have talked about shooting a 'The Hills' movie. What would it be about? Well, duh: like a really long episode:
"We have kind of talked about it... but I don't k ow how far that would ever go."
"I think if they were going to do a movie on The Hills they would basically film it like, like we do the show and they would just kind of edit it into a movie... it would be just like a really long episode I imagine."
Yeah, like a really long episode - plus dirty shit! R-rated The Hills! If it's movie version it can really be reality. Have they ever even showed a sex scene on The Hills? You really think LC isn't blowing dudes? Come on. What about puking behind the bar? Fights? Swearing? Eating disorders, tattoos, plastic surgery and drug addictions! 'Cause the only way I'm sitting through The Hills movie is if it looks LIKE THIS. (And those are fake by the way. I know it!)
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 14:13.
Audrina speaks! Audrina Patridge is talking naked pictures and being young and dumb. But do we really believe her? Who's really sorry about being young and dumb? Not I. So here's Audrina:
“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model.”
“I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me."
That doesn't sound very upset to me. I think she's stoked! The other Hills girls fight and get lame boyfriends for publicity. Why deal with that. Short cut!
If you want to see Audrina Patridge naked click HERE.
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Submitted by eddie on Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:44.
WWTDD: Let Audrina Patridge be naked. She doesn't need drama. Just use tits!
HolyMoly: Gwyneth Paltrow is done acting.
Seriouslyomg: The new 90210.
WIMB: Sara Jessica Parker on sexy.
POTP: Britney Spears panty check.
Celebwarship: Miley Cyrus has new hair.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 03/11/2008 - 22:36.
Audrina Patridge is going to join the Pussycat Doll's in doing what they do! And what's that? People Magazine can tell you since they're reporting the story: Exactly what she will do during the show has yet to be determined.
Fuck!
Let's guess real quick: Shaking ass flashing bammers sitting in a huge glass and all in fishnets.
So it's like my house!
Here's Audrina buying stuff.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 12/11/2007 - 00:55.
Trent: The Hills Season Finale from inside Area. For some reason I don't want to ruin it, so here's a LITTLE TIP.
SeriouslyOMG: Juliette Lewis and Pink would make a pretty good lesbian couple.
Wendy: Slash on sex with porn stars. Slash rules.
Dlisted: Will Smith got his hand prints.
Yeeeah: Britney Spears needs a smoke bitch!
Bitten: David Beckham naked.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 12/10/2007 - 19:46.
Sure She Loves The Double Chin Side Boob Shot
Lauren Conrad is trying to explain all the little crap that keeps coming up on The Hills which makes the show look staged. Aside from THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS, I worked for MTV for a year on two reality shows. Both were probably 50/50 real-fake. But here's what L.C. has to say:
We're not filming The Truman Show, we don't have cameras set up all around our apartment, and they're not with us 24/7. Basically what they're doing is taking our lives and telling a story. For example, the night [of the nail-polish incident, while on a date with model Gavin], the cameras stopped rolling, and I went out to a club with [Gavin]. I went home and called someone [Brody], and the next day talked about it. [MTV] was like, Okay, well, we need to get that on tape, and since they're trying to tell a story the right way, I basically had to go and call [Brody] again, have the exact same conversation on camera. I mean, it's not lying to anyone, it's telling what really happened, but it's just the way they film reality shows.
So like, it's not fake, it's just kinda, like, reshot.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 11/30/2007 - 13:50.
Give The Hills some friends! MTV is frigging retarded. Casting party goers:
We are casting fans for the Season Finale of “THE HILLS†in Los Angeles. This is a private event that will be filmed by MTV and is a RED CARPET EVENT. Email us ASAP to be considered to be invited to this event. The fans that we select will see the cast and the Season Finale episode. This event will take place on December 10th in Los Angeles.
To be considered you MUST:
1.Be at least 16 years old and older
2.HUGE HILLS FAN
3.Available December 10th
4.Live in or near Los Angeles (WE WILL NOT ACCEPT anyone from outside this area)
Email back at Woodieawards@mtvstaff.com the following:
1.Name
2.Age
3.Contact Number
4.Photo of yourself
5.Write us a short reason why you love the Hills and we should pick you
I'm going to fill mine out now. Pick me!
Tila Tequila is fake to.
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