Production Assistant abuse! It happens everyday. Here's what happened yesterday at a N.E.R.D video shoot, featuring a cameo by Lindsay Lohan. According to MTV, a fight broke out between two extras on set of a N.E.R.D music video on Thursday night. Blood was everywhere and everyone was pissed. A bar employee saw it all go down.
"Some dude, one of the extra guys, jumped another extra and started calling him a pussy and punching him in the face. They fell against the bar, and there were all these beer bottles up there which were being used as props, and the bottles fell over and broke. The guy who was jumped, his arm got cut, and he started bleeding all over the place. The other dude ran away."
One of the other extras said these two retards just wanted more air time. Who really cares about extras fighting? Not I! But this is dick: "there was "blood everywhere" inside the club after the fight, and that several production assistants were instructed to clean it up." What they don't say is they probably had like five napkins from the craft service table and like one of their shirts. And that guy worked another eight hours in a bloody t-shirt. All bloody, slaving all night over this crap. Screw the man! No work in blood!
Larry Birkhead brought Dannielynn, and a camera crew, to her mommy's grave for the first time. In 15 years, when Dannielynn is a snotty teenager, she's going to beat his ass when she sees this tape.
Yeeeah:Sam Lufti is probably out of a job after mixing drugs into Britney Spears food. That means if you want a manager who gets crazy pills, there's one available.
Dlisted:Angelina Jolie's unborn babies are to keep Brad.
POTP:Katherine Heigl's been backdoor burgled! Well actually sidedoor but that's not as funny.
Perez:Vivica A. Fox gave some random guy a blowjob, while he secretly filmed her with his cell phone. He then texted the little sex tape to everyone. Sucks fo' her!
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale spend like an hour going thru a McDonalds drive thru. The chick who's working the register gets super stoked and wants to be on TMZ. She thinks it's Brit Brit coming for another cheeseburger, but nope it's just that chick "who got butt naked."
It's Vanessa bitch! And Ashley too bitch!!
I love how much Ashley wants to order the ten piece but won't do it. Finally she just starts screaming out chicken sandwich and shit. Onion rings! French Fries! Burger! Jizz!
Anthony Kiedis is pissed. Showtime stole the name Californication for a new show. The Red Hot Chili Peppersare now suing, because they can't just go over to Showtime and beat on some unoriginal tool producers. Seriously, these guys get paid to create and they steal the title of the show. Everybody borrows a little inspiration here and there, but stealing Californication???? Come on. I'm never watching the show just because I want these guys get fired. And boo writers strike if these are the folks wanting more.
Yeeeah!: Like airport security doesn't blow enough, they freak when you get drunk to. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers was arrested for being drunk in the airport. This is the kind of stuff that starts revolutions. Rise up against the airports! And no more traffic! Or smog!
I'm Not Obsessed: Dude that guy who sings for Bush is actually a pretty good dad.
DailyStab: Dude, that Heath Ledger guy looks like a pretty good dad to. And he dresses like a gay bike messenger.
HolyMoly: Rule #1 -- Paying for sex is only cool if it's really cheap. And the hooker brings the coke.
Seriously OMG: Journeyman is on the verge of getting canceled. Help!
POTP:Nicole Richie is like Dorothy, without a good voice, hot red slippers, a cute little dress, sexy accent and a puppy. Man, I've never realized Dorothy was so hot before.
Wendy: OMG Angelina Jolie looks like she's aged 40 years.
CelebWarship:Samantha Ronson isn't that bad of a girl.
Bitten:Vanessa Hudgens trains them when they're young.
Dr. Jan Adams, the man performed the tummy tuck that killed Kanye West's mom, is really hating his life right now. Let's discuss:
One: Performed cosmetic surgery on Kanye West's mom after another doctor refused because of her medical conditions. She than died from circumstances related to the surgery.
Three: He's being sued for sexual assault, civil battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress by a model and former patient. When she was undergoing anesthesia the doc started whispering nasty things in her ear. Than later, when she was all hopped up on pain pills he took her back to his house and had sex with her!
Diddy is a dick! When asked by a hostess at GoldBar in NYC how many people were in Diddy's party, the a-hole just called her a "fucking bitch" and lifted the velvet rope himself. He had a party of four by the way.
You dick!
The Rad Report has your back girls! He also cheats on hs wife. Just trashing his game
Rumors are floating that Amy Winehouseis hospitalized after her canceled London show two nights ago. Than the above picture surfaced. The Wino was boozing with her hubby at the bar! Fans are now outraged. As one poor soul put it:
“It was absolutely rammed with people standing around not knowing what was going on. We were eventually told that the show was cancelled and that organisers were hoping to rearrange it before the Pops finish on the 21st of July."
