Britney Spears made it! It was close but Brit came in at number 100 on FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World. I agree. Out of 100 she's on there. Number one of course is Megan Fox. She wears Motley Crue shirts and poses with pigs - I'll toast to that.
A few other eye catchers: Posh Spice is number 99. Somebody at FHM needs to be fired. But nobody really gets Posh anyways. Sexy's in the details, asses!
Heidi Montag is number 44 and Lauren Conrad didn't even make the list. Heidi is hot like a lighter and LC can lose five pounds. So I agree.
Vanessa Hudgens is number 26 and she's barely legal. But that's cool, and Ashley Tisdale didn't make the list. There's going to be some slutting on set of HSM3 tomorrow because you KNOW she's not letting this get away. But like I said, this list is dumb. Tiz is hot. Let it be.
The Olly Girls are on here! WTF! Just because they're skanks doesn't mean they're sexy. There's five chicks downstairs of my place in the bar that look just like them. People bone hookers every night but that doesn't mean they should be on a list!
Ashley Tisdale who only had one nose job is on set in Utah filming High School Musical 3. What the hell can you say about High School Musical? Um, would you rather it not be a musical? High school musicals suck!
Boo high school musicals, but you know what's the most magical thing about high school??
The girls stay the same age!! Ok that was only funny till I turned 19 but anyways, here's Ashley on set.
Ashley Tisdalepossibly had a second nose job done recently. Which is unfortunate because that sexy little lolly pop nose was hot! Can you get a refund on messed up plastic surgery? Look bitch, what you did to my face!
I don't know though: I say no worries. Sexy's on the inside. Nothing's perfect and deviated septums can be beautiful to. What's unsexy is stressin'!
Shot through the heart! Ashley Tisdale is blonde by bleach and in love. I'm more in love with her dog's hair but how can you really compete with a poodle. Ashley speaks:"It suits my personality. I guess I was a brunette with a blonde personality. At first it was really shocking and I didn't know what to think, it felt like another person in the mirror. But now I am comfortable with it."
But Ashley is wrong! It fits her personality like condoms fit my wallet. Forgot that shit! Blondes don't always have more fun: "I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't go clubbing so a lot of those problems go away."
Wow, creepy little Ashley. Ashley Tisdale is coming out with new dolls, dressed like her from her music videos and red carpet. You can pet it, pull it's hair out, rename it, whatever. So. Much. Fun!
If you want one, go to Wal-Mart on March 1st. I'm waiting for the new Vanessa dolls. They're naughty!
Ashley Tisdale says there's no way she's getting a boob job, despite a bunch of rumors claiming she wants to bust up her bammers. Ashley, who really likes her new nose, says through her rep that Star Magazine's claim she will be visiting the boob doc soon are "completely false."
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale spend like an hour going thru a McDonalds drive thru. The chick who's working the register gets super stoked and wants to be on TMZ. She thinks it's Brit Brit coming for another cheeseburger, but nope it's just that chick "who got butt naked."
It's Vanessa bitch! And Ashley too bitch!!
I love how much Ashley wants to order the ten piece but won't do it. Finally she just starts screaming out chicken sandwich and shit. Onion rings! French Fries! Burger! Jizz!
Here's Ashley Tisdale's nose from every possible angle. We'll try and do the same when she get's a boob job. Hopefully they don't mess her boobs up like her face. Kidding -- her nose is fine.
Ashley Tisdale got the Michael Jackson. Nah her nose job isn't bad, it just looks a little skinnier and straighter. This awesome nose debuted at last night's Z100 Jingle Ball. Think that
