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Here's Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in bikinis. Hot or not?
** Sorry images removed on request. But here's something else to enjoy. Ashley Olsen, probably drunk, in her underwear. Fun times!
Mary-Kate Olsen is a bad bad girl. The kind David Bowie writes songs about. Torn dress, face is a mess. Hot tramp, I love you so!
We it might not be quite like that but it doesn't hurt to dream. People magazine is featuring the Olsen Twins this month. They say Ashley "tries to be mature," and is "more laid back and stylish." Mary-Kate not so much:
After the bar closes at 4:30am, Mary-Kate spends an hour in an upstairs lounge before heading to another club,telling pals, "we're going to keep partying."
"Mary-Kate is more ampted to party."At one recent event Mary-Kate "was dancing with her arms up in the air, doing this spastic move with her arms. She was the only one dancing..."
Yeah, that's pretty weak. Spastic dancing isn't exactly snorting ants 'cause you're out of coke. But she's a 5'2'' rich girl, so it's cool. Here she is eating ice cream and leaving a salon. Rock n roll!
Think she still eats baby food?
Ashley Olsen just bought a relatively modest new LA home. She sold her $4.3 million Bel Air mansion and her unoccupied Manhattan condo is on the market for $12 million. Downsize! Here's the details, courtesy Real Estalker:
PRICE: $1,575,000 (sale)
SIZE: 2,332 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: ...exterior accented by wrought iron, casement windows, and second-floor balcony with wooden balustrades, the residence invites. Within, plaster walls with heavy massing, alcoves, and rustic beamed ceilings impart a warm, hand-crafted ambiance. A signature arch separates the LR and DR and is repeated at the fireplace. Beyond a room-like covered patio, the private, tiled pool and spa is set within a lush landscape and evokes a true tropical resort feel.
Lance Armstrong just gave the stupidest excuse ever for why he getting spotted with Ashley Olsen. She's smart and nice. Here's Lance:
"Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."
Hot piece of 21-year-old twin. Nahhhhhhhh.
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Lance Armstrong, 36, is hooking up with Ashley Olsen, 21. Page Six is there:
"They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."
I might be wrong about this, but doesn't Lance have either one or no nuts? They were a casulty to cancer, right?
Ashley Olsen seems really into big stuff. Big coffees, big cars, big hangy shirt things, totally huge heels and gigantic __________.
One of the Olsen's sported a pair of seriously hot boots at a party in the Hamtons last weekend. It takes fierceness to even try those suckas on. I mean, you wear those things during sex for sure.
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen not only look like midget zombies, but they have psychic powers. Freaks! Says Ashley on the subject:
"We both carry the weight of each other. Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she's hurting, I know when she's going through something. I know when she's happy - whether I'm with her or not."
Do you know when she's having sex? What about when she's taking a poop? Is that weird?
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Seriously OMG: Kate Hudson is pissed that Owen Wilson is really like Dupree.
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Dlisted: Now the Olsen Twins are having eye sex with you.
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