Rad Reports on Ashlee Simpson
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 04:01.
Ashlee Simpson is working out with the guy who shaped Jessica Simpson's butt into the awesomeness it was when she played Daisy Duke. The guy knows ass! His names Mike Alexander, and he's making Ashlee do exercise:
"I started working out more, which really helped me tone up. Exercising makes me feel stronger and sexier. It just makes my whole day better. I have more energy to perform, my head is clearer—which helps me write my lyrics—and I sleep better. What more can you ask for?"
But don't listen to Mike for your music career! Clear heads do not help write. Uppers and downers help you write! Trust. Stairway to Heaven wasn't made after a nice jog on the tready? When you're head is clear you come out with songs that go:
Boys boys boys they gimme gimme they gimme, They follow my voice, Boys boooooys they gimme gimme they gimme
Guess who's album that's on??
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 06:46.
Journey! I think thanking your girlfriends vagina and champagne before blasting Journey is something everybody needs to do at least once in life. Life is short! You girls can thank penises if you want. That's exactly what Pete Wentz did this weekend in D.C. Ashley you know it's romantic! Here:
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 00:37. There used to be this time when Pete Wentz had this band and was traveling around the world on tour and they made all kinds of music... la de da de da
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 03:42.
Ashlee speaks! Kind of. Not directly but someone on the set of TRL heard Ashlee Simpson chimin' in on her unborn baby:
"She said that the rumors have been going around for about a year now and if she was pregnant she shoulda had the baby by now."
Just chug from the bottle in public and end the blabbing! It's totally easy. Hey look at me, I'm as lit as a firecracker! It seems this whole thing began with crap like the mags saying Ashlee was spotted with a "fierce bout of what appeared to be morning sickness."
Yeah I have a fierce bout of morning sickness every weekend. Sometimes even sooner. And it ain't from a baby! Unless the bartender was hot!
(Photo Credit: Pretty on the Outside)
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 15:11.
Ashlee Simpson was spotted flying out of LAX late Monday afternoon. She wore a tank top.
It's a sign!! She's not very pregnant. OMG!!
Wait, that tank top has pockets. Is she hiding something??
Ashlee Simpson wore a tank top to the airport because _______.
(photo source: faded youth)
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 06:07.
Pete Wentz now says Ashlee Simpson is NOT pregnant. And both US Weekly and OK! are making stuff up. US said they had a quote from the couple's spokesmouth saying they are 'thrilled to congratulate this happy couple.'
Now Pete is pissed! In an email to MTV News he said this: "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that's true, and happy about it."
Fetus hunters!
So what do you really think happened?
Fake email?? Spokeswhore spoke too soon? Abortion? Never really knocked up?
I think they want to sell the news and dick leaked it!
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 03:14.
Guess that fruity drink was virgin. Ashlee Simpson is knocked up!!
Their spokesperson is peeping it simple: "We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple. Beyond that there is nothing to say."
It was bound to happen. Those babies pay! I'd watch an pregnant Ashlee Simpson reality show. Ashlee on tour, pregnant. Ashlee getting tattoos, pregnant. Ashlee judging Viva la Karaoke, pregnant. Plus now mall tours won't be so bad. It's a pregnant ladies paradise! Hot Dog on a Stick and cinnabon so close together!
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 02:34.
Jessica Simpson is happier! She's also taking a really cold shower ^^^^. Yay for girls in cold showers!
But Jessica is stoked her little sis is getting married to Pete: "My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn't be happier."
So that all these girls are marrying rock stars does that mean the boy band thing is done for good? YES!
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 14:11. Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are getting married! And she's likely pregnant. See! Condoms suck, but babies suck harder! Unless you're rich then it's cool. Babies = check. First puke, to the mags! Quick the babies pooping film that shit! So Ash speaks:
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us. - Ashlee and Pete"
Anyways so if you think Pete Wentz's band sucked before, well you're stoked! Yoko's curse!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 09:10.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz suffered through a night of 'Viva La Karaoke' at Pete's bar Angels & Kings last night. Angels & Kings is the place where if you really have to piss, you can use either the boys or girls room, depending on the shortest line. So just run and push! Secretly, you can just hold a cup under the table, but don't tell.
So yeah, there ya go. Pete, Ashley, and Ashley's tounge at karaoke night in NYC.
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