Rad Reports on Angelina Jolie
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 02:02.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married on Paul Allen's gigantic yacht, Octopus, in the seas south of France, says Holy Moly. A stewardess on the yacht sold 'em out!
The stewardess blabs and blabs that Brad and Angie will tie the knot "within a month."
The Octopus is the worlds sixth largest yacht. On board is a basketball court, music studio, and TWO helicopter landing pads. Wanna see the beast of a boat? Click HERE.
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 17:41. I'd be scared for my nuts if I was dating Angelina Jolie as a teenager. Girl was tough! Angie was a fencer and collected swords in boxes for her weapon room. Plus she took boxing lessons! Here's a way to keep a boy in line:
"I box at a place called bodys in motion. And they have a like a whole class and you have and you can go at the bags and you shadow box and you have sparring partners and... I don't go in the ring I'm not about to get my teeth knocked out. I do it just for fun. It's good for your self defense... I used to get in fights with my boyfriend not when I was doing boxing but when I was doing fencing. We'd pick up our brooms and wack hahaha. It was hilarious."
So back to the weapons, cause it's creepy: "I collect those swords, they're heavy! Well now I just have boxes full because I'm waiting... cause one day I hope to have a big weapon room..."
So really the point of all this is Angelina explained her weapons fetish while bikini modeling. Priorities people! I think she's like 18 at the time. InTouch has a video and pictures of wild little Angelina.
Submitted by eddie on Sun, 02/24/2008 - 01:14. Yeah yeah Angelina Jolie is pregnant and the babies want out. But dude: look at Brad Pitt! Those pants have to come standard with a bunch of qualudes in pocket. And a Beegees tape and a business card for Motel 6. 'Cause what else do you want to do when you're wearing plaid pants and your shirts open and you have a hot babe on your arm, even if she's pregnant. Mo-tel!!
Submitted by eddie on Thu, 02/21/2008 - 11:46. That kid is stoked! Brad Pitt and the fam hit up Mammoth Mountain. Cool to see dad Brad goin off with his kids and not lurkin' in the lobby bar. Teach the kids to rip! Lobby bar comes next.
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 02:20.
Shrinkage?
LA is getting nipply. Nipply! Brad Pitt and Angie attend the Critics Choice Awards in their winter wear. Sweat! Sweat!
Submitted by eddie on Tue, 10/16/2007 - 15:17.
Angelina Jolie is shooting her next movie
The Changeling, directed by Clint Eastwood. The plot is rather dark:
A mother's prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn't take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers.
Freaky! Kick the kid out! Naaaaaa give him a chance, but make him do the dishes at least.
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Submitted by eddie on Mon, 10/15/2007 - 00:01.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just dropped $2 million on a Banksy piece in London. I didn't even know you could buy 'em. What do they do? Chop out the wall or something? This is the second Banksy auction in the last few months. Last time around the underground artist racked up about $6.5 million in two hours.
Reportedly Brad and Angie beat out Ashley Olsen and Dennis Hopper, among others, for the painting rat. I bet the Hopper can just get Banksy to paint him his own. You know those guys chill and smoke all day and talk crazy talk. Oh yeah, and I have a picture on Banksy. Yeah that's right, I know what he looks like. Maybe one day I'll publish it, but for now, naaaaa.
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Submitted by eddie on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 01:32.
Brad pitt and Angelina Jolie are winding down a worldwide tour of film festivals and photoshoots. The latest (and hopefully last) stop is NYC. Go to bed! And hang with the kids.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 09/17/2007 - 11:55.
Angelina Jolie has done "every drug possible", including "coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything." While fucking Billy Bob Thorton! Ewwwwwwwwww.
DisneyLand wasn't the happiest place on earth when she went on acid:
"I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don't go into it positively – I gave them up long ago."
Anyways, the cover girl for every mag ever isn't going to be on High Times any high time soon:
"But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that."
Yeah but if you went to Disneyland on pot, Mickey would've been a happy little dude who's really annoying.
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Submitted by eddie on Mon, 09/10/2007 - 13:58.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are making Mick and Keith look like wussies. Brad and Angie's non-stop world tour has stopped in Toronto for the Toronto International Film Festival.
In other news, Canadians must go to the movies when they're not making syrup or sleeping.
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