Submitted by eddie on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 04:04.
"I am a legend... I want to take drugs" was what Amy Winehouse was screaming in the road the first time she was arrested. Now that she's been released from jail a the second time, there's no way she's all lit up. Yeah right!
Last night, just after she was set free, she was spotted at a gas station at 4am buying magazines and drinks. You need something to pass the night away! It's cold out there!
But you know Wino is fine. You can always tell because her huge nappy mop gets clean. She remembers to take the foil out. It's not stuck in the naps!
Submitted by eddie on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 02:38.
Amy Winehouse is in jail - again! The law says she's been caught with an ilegal substance. I'm going with crack. Although it could just be a fat joint she lit up outside of interrogation last time. They hate that shit! Anyways Scotland Yard has something to say:
“A 24-year-old woman of the Camden area has today been arrested in connection with the possession of a controlled drug. She remains in custody.”
Oh damn. That doesn't sound good. Unpleasentness for Winehouse!
Submitted by eddie on Sun, 05/04/2008 - 23:47. Shirts suck! But Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty on one ticket doesn't! Neither does playing poker and drinking drinks in the forest, but anyways Amy has been added to Pete's Royal Albert Hall show, according to some folks in England. Royal Albert Hall is going to be the largest venue Pete has ever headlined. He almost didn't make it, due to the law and jail, but now he will. So will Amy:
“They think playing at such an incredible venue will be a massive two-fingers to their critics - especially in light of their traumatic personal lives.”
Tour, tour, tour.
(source via source and photo source. too many source!)
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 02:06.
Holy Moly: Amy Winehouse has two guys pulling tricks.
Dlisted: Jennifer Love talks marriage and weather.
WIMB: Deelishis booty.
Dailystab: Travis Barker pulling double duty.
IDWYL: Kristen Bell blows stuff.
Wendy: Maddox Pitt and Suri Cruise hang!
POTP: Halle Berry hot post-pregnant.
Celebwarship: Kurt Cobain's kid for Chanel.
Bitten: 15 years old isn't too young for cheating with a married man, right?
Submitted by eddie on Sat, 04/19/2008 - 12:48. Amy Winehouse took a step out of the club for a quick blaze break. It's hot in there! While she was smoking her little joint in peace some guy was bugging her the whole time. She calls him a f*ckhead like a million times. Plus the paps were lurking. Just lurking! Jeez - can't a girl get high in peace!
Oh yeah and it was f*ckheads 40th birthday. Watch the video HERE.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 13:24.
Hope you like Back to Black because that's all the Amy Winehouse you're going to be getting for a year. Amy was scheduled to start recording her next album at a far off destination in the Bahamas. And that's an awesome idea. More reggae! But according to The Sun, Amy backed out of the all-expense paid trip with seconds to go:
“Island wanted to get her away from it all and thought it would be great surroundings for her.
“It was a very expensive trip and it was hoped they would make some decent progress recording the album. But Amy pulled out at the last minute.
“The album was planned for late 2008, but her label is now privately admitting it’s unlikely to happen until 2009.
“She’s not the kind of artist you can just stick in the studio for a month and get an album done. And I now think early 2009 would be a good result.”
When Amy finished Back to Black she said "When I met Mark (Ronson) I pretty much wrote the album in six months — he was so inspiring." So that's what you got. At least six months.
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 10:59.
The impetigo is gone! Amy Winehouse dolled herself up to visit Blake in jail today. And her face is as smooth as a crack baby's bottom. Blake had a severe bashing for his heroin, according to News of the World. Get the jail schmack! Supposedly a bunch of guys beat him because they wanted to get high. Wrong! Here:
"He's been put in solitary three times already for failing drug tests so they figured it was a fair bet he'd be carrying some—although he wasn't."
That stuffs dank anyways - didn't he almost die from it?
Anyways so here's Amy's pretty face and some lovely new gloves.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/21/2008 - 15:47.
Amy Winehouse was a darling young lady before the cutting and crack. The crack! But everyone can take sweet little pictures. I took my high school senior pic at 8am after an all night bender. My grandparents have it on their mantle and tell me how cute I am everytime I visit. Anyways so I'm reading an awesome book, The Amy Winehouse Story, that paints a different picture of schoolgirl Amy, who by the way was expelled from the Sylvia Young Theatre school. Here's Sylvia Young:
"She wouldn't wear the school uniform correctly. She chewed gum in lessons. She wore a silver nose ring and, when I asked her to take it out, she apologised, removed it, and replaced it an hour later. I could not ignore it but I understood and we found a way of coexisting. She would break all the rules; I would tell her off; and she would acknoledge it. She could be disruptive in class, too, but this was largely because she didn't concentrate."
But they are lovely pictures, don't you think?
Photo Source
Submitted by eddie on Mon, 03/10/2008 - 09:02.
Amy Winehouse's face infection or cigarette burn is residing and her lovely bones are back. Not that impetigo's a deal breaker. A little impetigo don't hurt! Better than the herp!
Whether Amy know's it or not, they're talking about her starting a band a with Kate Nash and Adele. It's probably crap but Adele say's they'd "represent most women in the world. If we were in a band I think it would be the best band ever."
"We're not afraid to speak our minds, you don't need to be a doll with tanned legs, blonde hair, big boobs and good lips."
Whew I'm kind of turned on just by her describing this imaginary girl that you don't need to be. Love! Here's Amy buying some tea and tabloids from a liquor store this weekend.
Submitted by eddie on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 18:52. Yeeeah: Amy Winehouse can do something I never can. To the dome!
Circus Hour: Robert Downey Jr. is really tan.
Socialite Life: Colin Farrell cockblocked!
Seriouslyomg: Lisa Marie Presley has two chins.
Wendy: Nick Stahl and Charlize Theron hanging out.
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