Two! That's the number of times Amy Winehouse has overdosed this year. The first time was after taking cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Her second overdose is even more freightening. You kinda expect someone to overdose from all those drugs listed above. But not smoking weed. A shitload of weed! A 'pal' said it first. Here's what the 'pal' says:
“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a shitload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction."
“It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours."
“Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty."
And turns out a weed overdose is actually pretty bad. It probably gave her some serious brain damage, according to this supposed friend:
“She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”
Depends on how close you are to Amy Winehouse! Then it's kind of a common thing. But the guy who was elbowed and punched by Amy's skinny little arms at Glastonbury last weekend is stoked on the whole thing. Here's his little story:
Amy Winehouse tortured some little kids over ther weekend with some little popsicles. Wavin' em in front of their faces. Teasing the little guys. Karma got the better of her today though. She mystyeriously collapsed in her house and had to be taken to the doctors. See! Don't f*ck with little kids. Or old people, midgets and retards. Heaven hates that shit! You'll end up like Amy:
"Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling."
"She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."
Last time she'll pick on the little innocent little folks.
Blake Fielder-Civil thought some guy, Pete Doherty, was sleeping with his chick, Amy Winehouse, so he offered to pay some guy $40,000 to beat his ass. Talk about standing up for your chick!! Why try and fight the guy yourself when you can just take some of your wifes money and pay some other guy do it.
The guy who almost did it is an ex-bouncer who shared a cell with Blake. He was in on murder charges but was released with no crime. Now's he's just cashing out by selling the story to The Sun:
“We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.'"
Well obviously. But it's Pete Doherty. Women can't really hold theselves back don't get all pissed about it.
Those kids are going to get impetigo!! Keep the children away from Amy Winehouse. Never let the kiddies touch the Wino. Even come close! Last thing we want is kids with contact highs or a disease. And the contact high will suck! They need to keep her locked up for a while because these Brits have a history of speading diseases that really suck. Amy's not an anomaly. How do you think these nasty things always start?? The brits are filthy!
