Brooke Helvie should be eating Ambien for breakfast. This chick is nuts! Nuts!
She's super stoked that she's Miss South Florida Fair, which is like Miss USA for state fairs. It sounds really really lame -- like at least give her mid-florida to -- but it's not. Think of how many times she gets to see Def Leopard!
Jessica Sierra is hardcore. That's also the name of her sex video: Jessica Sierra Hardcore. The chick is pregnant and in jail for cocaine possession, assault and being drunk in public, according to TMZ. If only that cop took the BJ!
Cocaine is so good for babies. So's alcohol and cigarettes. Good thing the police have put Jessica on the ''pregnancy diet,'' which is awesome. She gets extra jam packets. For the baby ya know. Jessica thinks the dad is a some rapper. Stoked! This chick is totally the next Tonya Harding. Wait for it -- the rapper is her step-brother.
What's with all these American Idol chicks making dirty friggin sex tapes. Jessica Sierra -- who tried to give a cop a BJ and puked all over her jail cell -- has a sex video tape coming out that supposed to be super sleazy. Like smoking cigarettes while doing it doggystyle. 'Harder, harder, drag, harder, uugggh.'
I totally don't think I'd be able to make it though a session with the chick smoking a cig. I'd probably puke, before I went WTF and I doing having sex with a chick who smokes during sex!
The other American Idol sex tape chick was called the 'nastiest ever' by like a porno kingpin. Remember Oliva Mojica?
Jessica Sierra -- the rehabbed American Idol who was arrested for being drunk and then tried to give the cop a blow job so he'd let her go -- puked all over her cell and TMZ has it on video. There's no sound, but you can pretty much see her screaming fuck like a million times. And you know she's calling that female cop a bitch like a million times. Here's the video: Jessica Sierra barfing.
Seriously OMG: American Idol is letting guitarists who can sing enter the competition. Dude, the Metal Idol! Get a whole bunch of dirty kids in the front row. Sippin' from the bottle out behind the theatre. Blond chicks!
Mini-skirts are as American as American Idol. Well, actually way more so. And so's mini skirts getting blown up by the wind, as Katharine McPhee finds out.
