A Vag Gets Pounded!

Alex Vaggo is being treated like a hooker! Bitch gets used, then dropped! His model management company, Nous, told him to eff off, according to TMZ.

It's hard out there for a model. Make a baby with Paris. It's hot right now.

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A-Vag A-Vag A-Vag A-Vag

Alex Vaggo is on the market for work. There's his card ^^^.

A-Vag, A-Vag, A-Vag, A-Vag, A-Vag, A-Vag, A-Vag!

(Like vagina without the ina.)

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Alex Vaggo, It Was So Nice While It Lasted

Alex Vaggo, the pizza man, was sooooooooo close. But Paris Hilton has dumped him. A source close to Paris says she grew bored with her raconteur:

“She loved his good looks, but she gets bored very quickly, and he was just too shy and quiet for her. She likes bad boys.

And Paris confirmed the other day: I'm single. I'm way too busy for a boyfriend.

Sucks to be a dildo hooked to a body.

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Alex Vaggo, How The Fuck Are We Going To Get Our Pizzas!

Paris Hilton doesn't like pizza. She's not letting Alex Vaggo keep his job, instead he has the model:

Paris Hilton is determined to get her pizza-delivery boyfriend onto magazine covers and has introduced him to her modelling agent David Todd. The socialite, 26, is thought to have snared Swedish hunk Alex Vaggo after meeting him at a nightclub in LA while he was on holiday.

And now she plans to keep the 20-year-old in the country by signing him up to Nous Model Management - and carving out a career for him. We have high hopes for him, David Todd tells OK! He's a natural.

This is insane. Let the man bring his pizzas!

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Alex Vaggo And Paris Hilton Get Sushi... But Did She Let Him Sit At Her Table?

Paris Hilton and puppy Alex Vaggo ate out in NY:

"Dining on a tuna tartar roll and crab corn dogs while at New York's Stanton Social, before meeting up with America's Next Top Model winner CariDee English and her boyfriend at Runway. There, the heiress danced on the banquettes to her song "Stars Are Blind," and a mystery guest sent over seven bottles of champagne."

I'm not too sure about the corn dog and champagne mix, but holy fucking shit, this why being rich is awesome. People buy you champagne and LOVE IT when you dance on tables.

Happens to us all the time.

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Alex Vaggo, Can You Get The Bags?

Why is he always following her! It's not like he's scared of the herp.

Paris Hilton and her Swedish toy Alex Vaggo arrive in Canada.

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