Adrianne Curry Is Still Fertile

Adrianne Curry says no! She's not pregnant just gaining weight. She blogged it:

"...it was a flowing dress, and a pretty shawl. I didn’t gain that much weight, guys! I feel sooo fat when everyone comes up to me saying I have a baby bump! I drank water the night of Tori’s party because I rarely drink! I prefer to get a little more wild with Cocacola..but they didn’t have any. We are not trying for or working against getting pregnant. We have been going to the shrink for 3 years..and guess what? It’s REALLY helped us. I know people judge us from our overly edited shows…but our last season was filmed well over a year ago. We have come a long way.

I am not pregnant right now, but I can honestly tell you that I don’t think I would mind if I found out I was. At some point in the near future..we will most likely start deliberately trying. Till then…"

And she tells us to get the REAL scoop from the source, and not the gossip mill. She's on a really show captioned Baby Maybe, looks like she's gained 10 pounds, drinks water and wears a fucking blanket to a party.

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Adrianne Curry's Naked "I'm Not A Lesbian" Pictures

Adrianne Curry called one of her best friends -- a 'Deal or No Deal' girl -- and asked her to do a naked photoshoot with her for her Brady husband's birthday. The Brady guy freaked and called her a lesbian and made Adrianne cry all over and scream "I'm not a lesbian!" Even though earlier in the day Adrianne said she wants to have sex with her hot girl friends.

So Adrianne just posted the birthday pics on

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Adrianne Curry's New Playboy

Adrianne Curry has done Playboy again. It's cool, but the real deal sealer is the 20 Q&A with Helena Bonham Carter AND stirring new fiction by John Updike. Stoked!

Photo Source: HollyScoop

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No. More. Weed. Facts.

Ahhh! Just smoke it and shut it. Hanging with people who can't stop debating this are the worst buzzkill ever:

ADRIANNE CURRY ON WEED
ADRIANNE CURRY ON WEED
ADRIANNE CURRY ON WEED
ADRIANNE CURRY ON WEED
ADRIANNE CURRY ON WEED

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Adrianne Curry's Halloween Playboy Party Costume Is Pretty Funny

Adrianne Curry wore a pretty cool costume to the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party last weekend. It's a good balance of funny and slutty. Not shamelessly whorish and a girl wearing a cod piece calls for a little smirk. She really needs to fire the dude holding the camera though.

Adrianne talks about her fight with Kendra Wilkinson on her blog.

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Adrianne Curry Says Sorry

Adrianne Curry is saying sorry after writing a blog post on black history month. (Read it here.) Here's part of her I'm sorry post:

I am a perfect example of our failed public school system. My underlying message was of good intent, but I am VERY aware that some of the things I said were untrue and stupid. I have learned that I cannot put all my thoughts down for everyone to see. I need to think before I press send. I am sorry to those I have offended, because it CERTAINLY was NOT my intent.

This whole drama is pretty annoying, so we say just check out her really hot pictures HERE. But if you care, read her MySpace.

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Adrianne Curry Has Some Really Hot MySpace Pictures

Adrianne Curry has updated her MySpace with pictures that are worth a post. Here ya go:

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Adrianne Curry In a Slutty Bikini Thing

We usually don't write about Adrianne Curry after she bitched us out on MySpace, but this outfit she wore to the Playboy Luau at the Mansion is interesting to say the least. Kinda '70s funky motown meets slutty whore don't cha think?

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Adrianne Curry: "I'm An International Star" And Tyra Banks Is A Biatch.

Adrianne Curry is hot. And she also says Tyra Banks is a chintzy petty bitch. Tyra won't put pictures of Adrianne up on her show because Adrianne called her mean names and said Top Model screwed their first winner. Says Curry:

"I am not shown on either the opening credits or featured on the walls of the house the girls live in. I frankly could give a shit less. It seems very petty and immature for Tyra & Co. to try to act like the first winner of their show never existed. All I did was raise my voice when I didn't get what I was promised. Were they THAT surprised that I would be outspoken about it? COME ON!"

"So, as much as they want to hurl insults my way and to "disown" me publicly, they can't change the fact that I was the first...and that I have worked my ASS OFF to climb to the top. It's been 4 years now, and I still have more press, work, etc then any of the other girls from the show.(Though Elyse is doing quite well in Hong Kong I hear). I am an international star now. Top Model, Surreal Life, and My Fair Brady has airred in almost every country in the world."

International star we're not quite so sure about. Surreal Life is pretty stupid. But Tyra is being a little punk.

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Adrianne Curry's Four Steps To Becoming A Reality TV Whore

If there's one thing Miss Adrianne Curry knows it's how to whore out in reality television. The former America's Top Model has published her four tips to making it in reality TV on her MySpace blog. Here they are in summary:

Step One: Get a sob story.

ADRIANNE: "Producers LOOOVE it when someone is fucked up. They need a sob story! If you dont already have one...go out, and buy some crack or Heroin. Do it a few times and..WHAMO! You have your sob story! You can also claim your father raped you...even if he didn't."

Step Two: Be super, super hot OR very odd looking. (Think straight up Star Jones weirdness.)

ADRIANNE: "There is no middle ground here, folks. Either you have to be a nerd, or a very "different" looking person...or you have to be a show stopper."

Step Three: Have a good personality.

ADRIANNE: "You better PRAY you have a good personality! If you try to fake it, everyone will see right through you.

Straight Flava Flav fun and fearless.

Step Four: Get a DUI, flash your stuff, form an eating disorder and have sex with everyone!

ADRIANNE: "Everyone will think your a skank, drug addict, eating disorder, cheating, lying fame whore! It's everything you have ever dreamed!!!!"

Related:

Adrianne starts fight with Lindsay Lohan

Adrianne Curry speaks to anal virgins

Miss Curry goes in for breast implants

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