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The Government claims mermaids don’t exist. Fuck the Government. Also, Deadmau5′ girlfriend and Rippers hot dog stand. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.

Ok here’s the deal. I don’t like to talk about politics on this show, because I think the government is stupid. But today we have very interesting news emerging from a government study. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has announced that, wait for it… mermaids aren’t real. Yes that’s right. Those hot, sexy, flippered, bikini shell wearing babes of the ocean are fake. Made up. A lie. According to the N-O-A-A, after combing the data, “no evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” And there you have it. The government who would never lie about anything says mermaids are fake.
 
I’ve always heard about how hot Deadmau5′s girlfriend is. Whenever anyone I know meets him that’s the first thing they say: “damn Deadmau5′s girlfriend is sooooooooo hot.” I’ve always thought he pulled any girl he wants because he’s an internationally acclaimed E-D-M artist that throws awesome parties and entire life is a blast. But not so – turns out he’s a ladies man who likes relaxing afternoons and picnics in the park. Here he is last weekend serenading his babe with a music and some wine.
 
Nice mask.
 
And finally today, I’ve recently found one of the coolest commercials I’ve ever seen. It’s for Rippers hot dog and hamburger shack at Rockaway Beach. The Ramones even soundtracked the spot. Check it out.
 
Get that sand outta your hair, eat some burgers, and drink some beers.
 
Ok that’s all for me. I’m outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.