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FYF Fest has announced the lineup for 2012 and it is stacked. Plus, Dion Agius has an insane new film and Bret Michaels has a dog clothing line that is retarded.

Hey there. I’m Eddie DaRoza, and here’s your Daily Detour.
 
The lineup for F-Y-F Fest is Los Angeles was just announced. And whoa. The festival has been expanded to two days and is going to be held at the State Historic Park downtown once again. The lineup is STACKED. M83, Sleigh Bells, FIDLAR, Twin Shadow, Refused, and 40 other bands will be playing the park. Yeah I can imagine a September sunset in downtown LA watching M83. Sounds nice to me.
 
The only problem with the festival – they raised ticket prices to seventy bucks! Oh well, i’ll gladly pay the higher price.
 
Ya know, some might say one major drawback with surfing is you are dependent on the swell, wind and weather to score some waves. No waves = so surf. Ahem… wait a second… I guess that’s not true. Check out this new film staring Dion Agius and the worlds best wave pool. This pool is located in the Middle Eastern desert. And oh wait… there’s 10 Russian models in bikinis hanging out as well. This is how I picture heaven. Here’s a clip.
 
Some guys have all the luck.
 
Finally today… I don’t trust the lives of any animal in my care. So I don’t have pets. But I know many people love their cats and dogs and treat them with love and care. Take them on walks, play fetch, buy them good food, dress them like rock of love rejects. Wait what? Yeah you heard me. You know you want to buy your dog an item from Bret Michaels new PetSmart line of animal clothing. How about a pink tattered dog tee. Or a Guitars and Skulls bandana. Why not get a Red Doo Rag.
 
Could this possibly be the lamest pet gear known to man? Yes, it can.
 
Ok Im outta here. You have a nice rest of your day. Later.